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Joke of the Day

"Why did the man angrily throw out his alarm clock this morning? Because it reminded him of Jonathan Clock the man who raped his wife the night before."

"The doctor said I may have a strained abdominal muscle which is cool because that means I have an abdominal muscle."

"My girlfriends dad asked me what I do. Apparently, ""your daughter"" wasn't the right answer."

"Q: Why did the Boy Scout take up the banjo? A: They make good paddles."

"I have got the best business idea of 2013, I am going to start Facebook rehab centers throughout country."

"Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the jaw, it's decendents are known today as giraffes."

"- Judy, you have such a great taste! - Steve, stop biting me!"

"GEEK BOOTY CALL... FRESH AIR You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!"

"A man asked Robin Hood, ""would you rob from the rich to give to the poor?"" To which he replied, ""I Sher-would."""

"How does a guy prove he's tough? He jogs home after his vasectomy. . Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer."