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Joke of the Day

"GOP Congressmen are ripping the Obamacare website for not working for people that need it. Now they know how we feel about GOP Congressmen."

"My boss just asked me why I wasn't working.. ..i told em cuz I didn't see him coming"

"I know how to feed a nation...but will she eat it?"

"Why did the console gamer cross the road? To render the other side."

"How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write? Allah-t. Thanks for listening."

"An English, an Irish and a Scottish went to a bar... I am waiting they to come back to finish the joke"

"I replaced the bulb in my refrigerator with a tanning bulb... that way if I ever get fat, at least I'll have nice color."

"I like my women how I like my wine... 12 years old and locked in my basement"

"I was raping a women may night when.., She said think of her children Kinky bitch!"

"A dog limps into a saloon and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw""."