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Joke of the Day

"I know how to feed a nation...but will she eat it?"

"A Trump Irony How is Trump going to keep immigrants out if he can't keep protesters from crashing his rally?"

"What's a philosopher's favorite toy? Play-doh."

"Dad : son ,when I was your age I used to walk 6kms to school Son: oh now I get it Dad: get what? Son: why you didn't make it to university"

"Clearly cheating A man cheats on his girlfriend Lorraine with a woman named Clearly. Lorraine dies suddenly. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""

"What do Baptists and cats have in common? You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it."

"What sexual position creates the ugliest kids? I dunno, ask your mom."

"Roses are red, violets are blue...valentine's crap is over now don't you have some ironing to do"

"What kind of bee can never make up its mind? A maybe"

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.. you racist bastard!"