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Joke of the Day
"My thumb keeps attacking my pinky... I've got a civil war on my hands!"
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"One time i saw a man eat a whole apple, core and everything. Motherboard and power supply too. The man ate a computer it was horrifying"
"Life of a chef must suck. All your work eventually turns to shit."
"Of course every kiss begins with k. That's how the English language works, stupid."
"Where do ghosts live? At the dead end."
"My girlfriend wouldn't let me play orchestral music during sex... We eventually came to an arrangement."
"What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet? Urine trouble."
"What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime"
"Arnold Schwarzenegger wakes up on easter morning..."
"A father bull and his son are standing on a hill. Overlooking the cows. The son says ""dad lets run down there and fuck a cow!"" The father bull says ""Son, lets walk down there and fuck em all."""