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Joke of the Day

"What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral? He gets mourning wood."

"I carry a knife whenever I'm running late to work because that's what Counterstrike taught me: ""You always run faster with a knife""."

"What is Chris Brown's favorite hobby? [OC] Beats me."

"When Beyonce is on her period... ...does Jay Z have 100 problems?"

"How can you tell if a dictionary has been working out? You can see the definition."

"Maybe middle America will believe in global warming if we make it a Snapple Fact."

"The only sex a priest got on Friday... Was nun!"

"Barack Obama is planning to tighten gun purchase loopholes by executive order this week. Republicans are already planning to shoot it down."

"How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction? It turns out, it's not very hard at all"

"Some people thought the plus-size iPhone would be a failure... but I knew eventually it would be a huge 6s"