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"The Vietnamese world domination: one nail salon at a time."
"How do you prevent alcoholism? Shots."
"What kind of murderer has moral fiber? A cereal killer."
"Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences."
"A banker tells his client that a 1,000,000 investment will turn into a ton of money! So the the client asks ""How much is a ton of money"" The banker responds ""Two Thousand Pounds"""
"Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7? They thought 7 was pretty odd."
"I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said ""Work hard, Pray hard"".... I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians."
"What's the difference between my job and a dead hooker? My job still sucks"
"What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born? Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!"