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Joke of the Day
"Where do ghosts live? At the dead end."
Next Joke
"Since yesterday was the National Day of Prayer, today must be the National Day of Disappointment."
"I bet you've already heard this It's a pretty common word."
"Hackgate: Patriots hacked Seattle headsets and knew they were going to throw the ball."
"What do you call a dead fowl that is haunting you? A Poltergeese!"
"People who write clickbait headlines for a living: Fuck you."
"What's the best part about being cremated? Finally achieving a smokin' hot body."
"How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb? Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years"
"The best thing about dating someone with a barbed wire tattoo is knowing that you won't be known as their ""worst regret"" when you break up."
"You know how people say they'll pray for you? I bet they don't. Assholes."