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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !"

"What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse? Take me to your Liederkranz."

"Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues."

"I thought landlady was the opposite of mermaid?"

"WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!"

"People are like snowflakes: I can't talk to them."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo on my face."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?"

"Voltaire said ""To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."" ...so I guess my granddaddy was right when he said that retards run this country."

"Somewhere in Africa, a bunch of orphans are about to be running around in confederate flag shirts."