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Joke of the Day

"A guy was so bored he broke a watch with his bare hands. Then he said ""i've got too much time on my hands"""

"What's the worst part about giving your dad a blowjob? His dick tastes like your brothers asshole! (ba dum tiss)"

"So I heard Microsoft pulled the plug after their chat robot slung slurs, ripped Obama and denied the Holocaust... I guess there wasn't enough room for two Trumps in the Republican party."

"I like my coffee like I like my girlfriend Not fucking my best friend STACY YOU WHORE!"

"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest."" - Guy with three nipples"

"Shit. I was late for my time management class."

"*crawls out of your television and tries to kill you* I'm not like other girls."

"I like my coffee like how I like my women. Without a penis."

"How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!"

"Nipples: Nature's thermometer."