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Joke of the Day

"I was doing some curling in the gym when some guy looked at me funny. I said, ""What's up, punk?"" ""Nothing,"" he replied, ""I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."""

"What is the worst thing about being black and Jewish? You have to stand at the back of the oven."

"Have you been to /r/brucejennerspenis? I heard it was removed."

"conjunctivitis.com Now that's a sight for sore eyes."

"Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow."

"When the devil buys your soul he makes you sign a contract because even though he is pure evil he has an unshakable respect for tort law."

"A tree walks into a bar ... The bartender asks him to leave."

"No mom I won't go to ""night school,"" I already get what night is, it's that bullshit thing where the sun turns into the moon for a few hours"

"What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan."

"""Dad, what does it take to become a writer?"" ""A job."""