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Joke of the Day
"What's black and white and red all over? An emo kid with a razor."
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"I buy my son a hot chocolate so after he quits burning his mouth I know mine is safe to drink."
"I finally had to tell the dog he was adopted."
"""Hey, that shit looks fun. Don't do that."" - religion"
"A man walks into a bar He says ""Ow!"""
"You know how I got my dick to 12 inches? I cut it in half."
"I am really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. Credit: Chris Turner"
"What is the oldest joke in the book? The first one written"
"Ay girl, are you a Pokemon? Because I wanna take a Pikachu."
"If the Austrian Police had a Orchestra, what instrument would they use? The Glockenspiel."