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Joke of the Day

"Son: can I go? Dad: storm coming, tornado warnings Son: yeah I know Dad: wait for your brother to get home, he can continue the bloodline"

"You know all those things that ""Have been shown to cause cancer in the state of California""? Seems they prove the state of California causes cancer."

"Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves."

"I told my girlfriend to prepare to seek immediate medical help. Because she was about to experience an erection lasting longer than four hours."

"What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday? I appreciate the sediment."

"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuchorn."

"I swear I heard my dentist whisper ""yolo"" as he reached for a chisel..."

"Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never."

"The gun that killed Reddit Went **Pao Pao Pao**"

"Dicks are like LAYS potato chips... No one ever sucks JUST ONE!!"