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Joke of the Day

"Never go to a place that has burgers, sushi, chicken wings and donuts on one menu. Never."

"Why shouldn't you make jokes about dwarves giving fellatio? It's a bit of a low blow..."

"My phone dies quicker than the black guy in a horror movie."

"I miss the old days Nostalgia was better back then."

"Baby seal So a baby seal walks into a club..."

"Breaking news! Energizer Bunny arrested... ...charged with battery."

"A 75 year old rich man marries a 20-yo beautiful woman... And a friend of his comes to ask how did he manage to pull that off. ""I told her I was 90""."

"(My wedding day) Grandma: You remind me so much of your father Me: Wow, thanks that means a lot G: Your father was a disappointment also"

"Where do black person go to travel cross-country? The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8>)"

"What do you call someone who reads in the sun? Well Red."