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Joke of the Day

"I swear I heard my dentist whisper ""yolo"" as he reached for a chisel..."

"Beware of TV. It has the power to turn things like storage, parking and cupcakes into wars."

"What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog? All of them are adopted"

"Pretty funny that turtles are always in uniform. It's like lighten up, turtles. The war is over."

"A woman asked me how I view lesbianism the other day... Apparently ""in HD"" was not an acceptable answer."

"I'm a very old fashioned kind of guy (i'll kill you and steal your spices)"

"Hey kids, remember the feeling you got when you cleaned your room without being asked and no one noticed? That's what adulthood's like."

"A Canadian walks into a bar and says, ""Soo-ree."" Haha"

"Never underestimate a woman's ability to make anything your fault."

"in Heaven you get back all the chapsticks you lost"