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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a castrated unicorn? A eunuchorn."
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"Where did the man go after the explosion? All over."
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"What's the difference between testicles and a penis? Wow. I can't believe you don't know this. There is a Vas Deferens between the two."
"We started a band... We're called the 999 mega bytes. Haven't got a gig yet."
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"ADELE: hello from the outside ME (closing blinds): a restraining order means nothing to that woman"
"I've been keeping this a secret for almost a year now because I didn't want to lose friends: I don't work on Mondays."