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Joke of the Day
"How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Poker face."
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"My kids and this punchline have a lot in common. They're both a disappointment."
"What kind of photos do turtles take? Shellfies"
"My ten year-old daughter is learning Chinese characters in school, so she can pick out a really good lower-back tattoo when she gets older"
"Woman sends emotional text that's 5 paragraphs long. Man responds with ""k."" Woman spontaneously combusts."
"So today is International Women's Day It was supposed to be yesterday but they took too long to get ready. ^^stole ^^this ^^from ^^twitter, ^^sorry"
"What do you call a dead bee? A was."
"The sandwich I ate for lunch reminded me of my dad.. gone."
"What do you call a white supremacist who doesn't eat meat? A vegitaryan"
"Good is the enemy of great. Sponge is the enemy of math. Metaphysics is the enemy of Walmart."