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Joke of the Day
"The sandwich I ate for lunch reminded me of my dad.. gone."
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"What's dumber than a box of rocks The hippie that carries them around the country."
"I made a belt out of watches once... It was a complete waist of time."
"At first I hated my new haircut... but it's growing on me."
"What's a cherry's favorite sex position? on top"
"What's the worst way to lose your job? By firing squad."
"What music do cats prefer? Deadmau5"
"It's funny when my wife gives me the silent treatment'. Because she thinks it's a punishment."
"In order to prepare for the future, I'm going to practice wearing adult diapers. But only when I'm drinking."
"2 midgets and a black guy walk into a room, how many people are in that room? 1 and 3/5ths"