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Joke of the Day

"Good is the enemy of great. Sponge is the enemy of math. Metaphysics is the enemy of Walmart."

"A day in the life of a dick A dick has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his next door neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy and his owner beats him on a daily basis."

"So, a catholic priest comes on a playground..."

"You are what you eat. Is that why I am a human?"

"I know a lot of women who should substitute their lipstick with glue sticks."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !"

"""How much for this melted ghost?"" Sir that's a bed sheet ""You have a lot of them! And they're packaged? IS THIS GHOST HELL"" This is a Macys"

"My dog and I have a system together. We both eat, then we walk... Then we both shit in my neighbors lawn."

"And then the Lord said unto thee ""any social media site besides Facebook asking for prayers shall go unanswered."" Matthew 4:23"

"I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. Because I have no idea where sandwiches live..."