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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into a sofa... Couch"
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"Why is it called her ""time of the month"" and not ""trouble in paradise?"""
"This guy came up to me and said he needed a glass of water but his pants were on fire so, he probably was lying about needing it."
"The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single"
"I get nudes from Adele Sorry, *a dell*"
"I've been writing a joke about the whites, blacks and asians... But it's a bit racey."
"Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom."
"You never get a second chance to make a first impression... ...unless you keep a stash of roofies on you at all times."
"Whenever a contestant on America's Got Talent was insulted by Piers Morgan, they were judged by a jury of Piers."
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