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Joke of the Day
"The Awkward Moment When Your Dog has Girlfriend and you still Single"
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"my wife says she's leaving me for being to arrogant. I said don't slam the door on your way back in."
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"I'll be signing copies of my tweets this Friday at Barnes & Noble in Salt Lake City! Just meet me by the bathrooms at 5:30 & bring a pen."
"How does a black women tell she is pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked."
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