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Joke of the Day

"Why is it called her ""time of the month"" and not ""trouble in paradise?"""

"That time in 1997 you found out Chris Rock & Chris Tucker are 2 different people & realized you're racist. #thatwasawkward"

"Top billiard player retires There are no queues."

"Yesterday I got dared to have surgery that prevented me from moving my neck... There's no turning back now"

"Why do cows have bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."

"What type of memory card is always laughing? The XD card."

"Guy getting test results from his doctor and the doctor says ""we have some good news and some bad news"" ""The good news is, we're going to name a disease after you"""

"A co-worker is retiring, so they're passing a card around filled with cash. I only took $10 but normally my signature is worth much more."

"What's the difference between having a son and having a daughter? If you have a son, there's only one penis you have to worry about."

"The wife and I were trying to spice things up in the bedroom... so now I cumin her every thyme."