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Joke of the Day
"I've been writing a joke about the whites, blacks and asians... But it's a bit racey."
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"What do you call a phallic shaped potato? A dictator."
"I looked at a shelf once online and now every ad is like ""SO YOU LIKE SHELVES??????"" and everywhere i go i think a shelf is following me"
"What kind of beef are you most likely to catch masturbating? Stroganoff"
"A wise man once said cheez doodles were better than cheetos, but his opinion was biased."
"If you watch Sleeping Beauty backwards it's about a prince who was so charming he kissed his girlfriend and she fainted for 17 years"
"If you walk into the bathroom an American and walk out an American, what are you in the bathroom? European."
"Why did jimmy eat his Homework? Because the previous day, the teacher told her students; ""Don't worry guys, it's gonna be a piece of cake""."
"You're so ugly that your mustache is thicker then my dads"
"FUN FACT: Bears hibernate in the winter just to get away from Christmas music..."