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Joke of the Day

"Jared Fogle was guilty and got 16 years He was just grateful for anything under 18. Credit to SNL that joke might have converted me to watch."

"The gift that keeps on giving Herpes. Hehe ;)"

"You see, son, when two girls love each other very much and they have a cup..."

"Man it would suck if I died on this plane mostly because of some unused gift cards I was waiting for ""the right time"" to use."

"[spider's junk email folder] -TURN YOUR WEBS INTO $$$$ -HOT SPIDERS ON YOUR CEILING WANT TO MEET YOU -TRY THE ULTIMATE 8 LEG DIET TODAY"

"I made a huge mistake I took my girlfriend to Subway, when she got her six inch sub, she looked at me and she instantly knew that I've been lying to her for years."

"A man asks a bartender: ""How late does the band play?"" ""Only about half a beat behind the drummer."" The bartender replies."

"Q: Where do books sleep? A: Under their covers."

"Haha we can see inside your cage You like it when we poke you with that stick right?"

"Professor: Today's exam is written. Next week we will do oral Class in unison: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND"