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Joke of the Day
"Q: Where do books sleep? A: Under their covers."
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"What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society."
"Malcom Gladwell is going to write a book about politicians as a follow-up to ""Outliers"" It's going to be called ""Out-and-out Liars"""
"Did you hear about those chicken proof yards? They're impeckable."
"I bought my wife a pen for her birthday. I should have got a better one though, she keeps getting out."
"According to the bible, women's first mistake was listening to the devil. Man's first mistake was listening to the woman."
"Two snakes meet in the jungle... Two snakes meet in the jungle. One asks the other: ""Are we poisonous?? "" The other says: ""Why do you ask?"" The first replys: ""I just bit my tongue..."""
"On a scale from 1 - overweight black woman, how confident are you?"
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"A router goes into a doctor's office and says, ""It hurts when IP."""