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Joke of the Day

"Haha we can see inside your cage You like it when we poke you with that stick right?"

"Why is a hurricane called a hurricane? If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane"

"I would tell you a joke about Iowa... ...but it'd be pretty corny."

"The New 20 Dollar Bill Will Only Be Worth 12 Dollars Thanks to the 3/5ths compromise."

"We're not lost We're on Lo St"

"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"

"What was the name of the time traveler with good timing? Justin Time."

"My coworker loses her keycard so much she just legally changed her name to Guest Badge."

"""You're still a winner,"" Pinocchio whispered into his third drink. He wept as his nose grew to touch the glass."

"[mission] CMDR: Did everyone sync their watches? ME: Yeah and now it doesn't work CMDR: What? Let me see ME: I can't...it's in the sink"