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Joke of the Day

"[spider's junk email folder] -TURN YOUR WEBS INTO $$$$ -HOT SPIDERS ON YOUR CEILING WANT TO MEET YOU -TRY THE ULTIMATE 8 LEG DIET TODAY"

"Have you heard of the pelican? It's bill fits more than its belly can"

"just ate about 3 pounds of eggplant parm. time to fuck."

"What's black and white and red all over? After it was stuck in traffic because of protesters blocking the freeway: a police car."

"So I work with dogs Whenever they get unruly I just tell them they are adopted."

"Thanksgiving Prank - Pregnant Turkey http://tjmix.net/index.php/videos?task=latest&id=557&sl=latest&layout=simple"

"""Dude go make the first move on her!"" ""Okay fine, but I'm not too sure what I'm doing."" *approaches girl* ""Knight to f3"""

"Chuck Norris can hit Mach 3 in his hot-air balloon."

"Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born? Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones."

"Eggs and Toast walk into a bar And the bartender says, ""We don't serve breakfast here."""