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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 50 feminists on a bus? Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus."
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"What idiot called it a rhyme book & not rapping paper"
"Why doesn't Santa Claus have any children? Because he only comes once a year and it is always down the chimney."
"Men should be like coffee: strong, hot and not letting you sleep for the whole night. However, most of them are like copy machines: suitable only for reproduction."
"Sometimes my dog barks so loud she farts which coincidentally is also Donald Trump's foreign policy platform. (Also his domestic platform.)"
"Yo mama so fat... That when she sat on a Nokia phone it broke"
"Twitter action film: MAN 1: Follow me. MAN 2: On Twitter? MAN 1: No. Physically, follow me. Or you'll be killed. MAN 2: On Twitter?"
"your style so sweet your smile so sweet your voice so sweet your eyes so sweet Your whole life so sweet!! In short; you are a sweetheart"
"Probably a good thing I'm not a ghost cause I'd just stay in the kitchen and scare people then eat all their food."
"It just occurred to me that we have to make all the jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker while she's still alive.. Because after she dies it'll be like beating a dead horse..."