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Joke of the Day

"Probably a good thing I'm not a ghost cause I'd just stay in the kitchen and scare people then eat all their food."

"What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!"

"I went on the treadmill for 30 minutes today. Tomorrow I will turn it on."

"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... But three rights make a left"

"""Deodorant?"" - Foreigners"

"What do you call an overpriced circumcision? A rip off."

"Batman opened a restaurant... But he's serving just desserts."

"How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle? By tying a knot on its tail."

"What would you call a bisexual black man? Vinegar"

"What did the mathematician do when he was constipated? He worked it out with a pencil"