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Joke of the Day

"your style so sweet your smile so sweet your voice so sweet your eyes so sweet Your whole life so sweet!! In short; you are a sweetheart"

"Is it just me or are there other personal pronouns?"

"There's only one problem with North Korea's miracle cure for AIDS and Ebola: The directions say the medication must be taken with food."

"Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn? ""The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"""

"I just wrote go f*** yourself on a piece of paper and put it in the suggestion box at work."

"How do you turn a robot on? You push his power button."

"Is your wife single?"

"Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants. It's driving me nuts."

"What do you call it when a psychic midget escapes from prison? A small medium at large."

"Nothing worse than, after sex, looking down and seeing that limp used Condom hanging off your dick... Particularly when you weren't wearing one when you started."