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Joke of the Day
"Everyone in my house has diarrhea I guess it runs in the family"
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"I miss lost brain cells the most when I can't find my car keys. Also, my car."
"I went to the health clinic the other day... My doctor said I weighed 483 pounds but I shouldn't worry about it because we are in the UK"
"How can you tell if a clock is hungry? It goes back for seconds"
"I have a fantasy that a big strong man shows up at my door, comes in unannounced & slowly, quietly & methodically renovates my bathroom"
"MRW when FineBros start losing subscribers rapidly... *gets sued*"
"Who cares about the new GTA when you can sit down and enjoy the new testament"
"Hair is like fitness... If you don't condition, it'll suck (I'm sorry for nothing)"
"[Snow White sees her doctor] Snow White: How bad is it, Doctor? Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot"
"My boyfriend said we can't hang out this weekend because he doesn't exist."