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Joke of the Day

"If I had a dollar for every time I was racially accepting I'd be as poor as a no good, dirty mexican."

"I failed my AP Biology test... They asked; ""what is something commonly found in cells?"" Apparently black people wasn't the correct answer"

"A Jewish kid asks his Dad: 'Dad, can I have 50 pence please?' The father replies: '40 pence?! what do you want 30 pence for?'"

"They were going to release a Chuck Norris edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be ""Chuck Norris. In The Library. With a Roundhouse Kick."""

"Dude. Go shave your mustache. Just because it looks good on your mother doesn't mean you can wear it well."

"You know what's the common thing between iPhone 7 and the board on Titanic? There is no room for Jack"

"Playing Trivial Pursuit with Grandma: ""Name an animated character dedicated to cleaning up the planet, who loves Eva?"" Nana: ""Hitler."""

"How do you know your friends are pleased with your Facebook post? They like it!"

"A drum set falls out of a tree. Ba-dum-tis"

"I asked my gf to get the paper for me... ...She said ""Don't be silly, borrow my iPad"". That spider never knew what hit it."