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Joke of the Day

"My friend said this in the middle of class. Best joke I have EVER heard. Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 knew what 6 and 9 were doing."

"You hear the one about the sexually adventurous Eskimo? You name it, he was Inuit!"

"I bought my epileptic friend a strobe light for his birthday. He's going to have a fit when he sees it."

"The Internet is like alcohol, it gives people courage."

"I still believe in love. But I also believe in sasquatch, nessy, and that I could win the lottery. So there's that...."

"In heaven there is never a line at Chipotle."

"I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie."

"What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar? Hebrews?"

"Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase."

"Hey, Reddit. Time for Michael Jackson / Liz Taylor jokes! Go! Please. I can't think of one and I can just sense that this topic is ripe."