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Joke of the Day
"If humans have politics, then what do bees have? POLLENtics"
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"Whats the difference between toast and Frenchmen? You can make soldiers out of toast."
"why do dolphin jokes always make you laugh? that's the porpoise. (came up with this at work...i love a good pun)"
"A Jewish kid asks his dad for $20 Son: Dad, I need $20 Dad: Son, $20? Why do you need $10? Here's $5"
"I went to a premature ejaculation clinic... ... but there was no one there. Guess I came too early."
"~The Discovery of Fruit~ Ok, so far you've named the red one apple and the yellow one banana. What about the orange one? Really? *sighs*"
"How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, toopid."
"Why do they call him shitman? His name is steven hitman"
"I know the word diputserom sounds bad, but its more stupid backwards"
"What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry? Your mum"