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Joke of the Day
"If humans have politics, then what do bees have? POLLENtics"
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"There's a support group for people addicted to plastic surgery... One day the group leader comes in and says ""I see a lot of new faces this week... I must say, I'm disappointed!"""
"What is The Mountain's favorite tri-cep workout? (Spoilers) Skull crushers"
"I admire male porn stars... They're always hard working"
"Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr."
"How many men does it take to get an Amish woman pregnant? Two men a nite."
"I was told to do what I love I went to sleep."
"any man with a ponytail is never more than 15ft away from a katana at any given time"
"Do you know the story of a penguin that breathed with his ass? It sat down and died."
"I hate when you tell someone you're bored, and they suggest getting together. Then you have to explain that you're not quite that bored"