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Joke of the Day
"If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were in a car crash, who would survive? America"
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"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? We really do taste like chicken!"
"If you send more than one Facebook invitation to the same thing, I will come & shit right in the middle of whatever it is."
"ok, now say it again so my wife hears ""you're too big for this ride, sir"""
"Twerking is the crocs of dancing."
"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver!"
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather, kinky is when you use the whole chicken"
"Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? Because he thought it was a delivery service."
"I told my wife ..... I'm going to quit my job to become a stand up comedian, and she said, ""You can't be serious""!!!"
"Just hit a white kid with dreadlocks with my car. He understood why."