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Joke of the Day
"I suspect Elmer Fudd is an r/jokes mod, and I have evidence [wemoved]"
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"What do you call a competition between two assholes who like to masturbate A jerk off!"
"Two men walk into a bar... the third guy ducked."
"Harassment Teacher: Frame a sentence using the word 'Harassment'. . . . Johnny: I was in love with a girl and Her Ass Meant a lot to me......."
"I can deal with shootings and police harassment. But it's January 4th and some maniac is playing Christmas music. Time to leave the ghetto"
"If you fall, I'll be there. Love, The floor."
"People who take tons of photos of themselves Have no selfie control"
"If you're anxious and you know it...Clasp your hands."
"What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!"
"I Was Sitting On A Train Next To A Hot Thai Girl I Thought To Myself, 'Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection'. But She Did."