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Joke of the Day
"Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? Because he thought it was a delivery service."
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"I saw an image of Jesus in my breakfast burrito. I asked myself, what would Jesus do? And so I ate him. Two hours later... Holy Shit!"
"What does a Boko Haram terrorist become after getting his throat slit? Boko Halal."
"Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land? Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line."
"What do you call two black guys on a bike? Organized crime"
"Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."
"1. What do you call a man with a flamethrower? 2. What do you call his first victim? 3. What do you call his second victim? 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash"
"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"
"That's Odd. I can't even."
"What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out? He saw stars."