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Joke of the Day
"Twerking is the crocs of dancing."
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"What's the difference between your mom and a chicken coop? There's a limit to the number of cocks that can fit into the coop."
"[shootout] Cop: I said fire a warning shot Me: I already did. Cop: you shot him in the face Me: warning the others that I'm a very good shot"
"I got banned from the sperm bank the other day... They said I couldn't come within five hundred feet of the building."
"Dont I owe you a blow job Gimme another and Ill owe you two."
"If you are ever attacked by a gang of clowns... go for the jugg'ler."
"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side."
"When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP."
"Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks."
"Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is? More bird poop."