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Joke of the Day
"Just hit a white kid with dreadlocks with my car. He understood why."
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"My sex change from male to female My sex change operation from male to female went really well yesterday. It was so successful, I'm still trying to reverse out the fucking hospital car park!"
"Do you know why Trump's name is on all of his buildings? So the banks know which ones to take back! Ha cha cha!!"
"When I stay at a man's house that I want to see again I always ""accidentally"" lose something there, like my phone, my sweater, or my dignity."
"What do goats do to get off? They pasturebate"
"I'd tell you the joke about the philosopher but I think only a Nietzsche audience would understand it."
"What do you call an exploding dinosaur? Dino-mite"
"Why was the orphan so successful? When they told him ""go big or go home"", he only had one option."
"Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead. Me: Ok. Me: Can you please pass the beautiful sauce?"
"*scampers over to ice cream truck* Yes, I'll take the SpongeBob who looks like he just opened the Ark of the Covenant, please."