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Joke of the Day

"I don't like male pornstars They always are fucking assholes"

"What is the cutest car? A BM-cuddle-U"

"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning..."

"if religion is the opium of the masses then i smoke weed everyday!"

"Are you constantly in a rush and have ZERO time to just sit around and relax? What the hell are you doing here then, dipshit ??"

"I buried a time capsule when I was 9. This is the year we are going to dig it up. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got."

"If your boss says ""Correct me if I'm wrong but aren't you supposed to be in at 8am?"" don't correct them. Its a trap. They hate being wrong."

"There are 10 types of people in this world. Those of us who understand binary and everyone else."

"If you love something set it free,unless it's a lion. Don't do that."

"How to look at life positively |life|"