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Joke of the Day

"What is the cutest car? A BM-cuddle-U"

"What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffet have in common? They both have Kurds in their way."

"[in Walmart] ""Excuse me, do you have towels?"" ""Oh, I don't work here."" [leans in close] ""I don't give a shit where you work."""

"How did the clerk greet the prostitute? ""What can I do you for?"""

"Did you hear about the airplane that crashed into a cemetery? They recovered 12,000 bodies."

"Fogged up my monocle while eating a soft-boiled egg. Had quite a chuckle. I imagine I won't forget it anytime soon."

"Why are astronomers so popular with the ladies? Chicks dig stars."

"What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night? A stillborn"

"I just bought a tent with a toilet in it Shit's intense"

"I recently watched the news medias report on the presidential coverage. That's the joke."