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Joke of the Day

"I broke the drums at the bar where I work, so my boss had to order a new set He told me there would be repercussions"

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"Someone called me racist for saying ""black paint"" I disagreed with him, since pointing out the color of paint does not infer anything about my opinions of different ethnicities"
"And the Lord said unto John; 'Come forth and you shall receive eternal life.' ...But John came fifth and he won a toaster."
"don't kid yourself, the pace at which the cursor blinks before a blank space in a document is the actual heartbeat of God"
"My wife.... ""Thanks to my wife I am now a millionaire!"" ""Wow that's great!"" ""I was a billionaire..."""
"If I have learned anything in life it's don't throw away your fat clothes"
"What kind of pants did the Japanese porn star wear to her job interview? Bu-khakis"
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first one says ""Man it sure is hot in here"" The second one replies ""JESUS RIVERDANCING CHRIST A TALKING MUFFIN!"""
"What do you call a car that grants wishes A Lamborgenie"