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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a car that grants wishes A Lamborgenie"

"Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude."

"What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera? CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing."

"What do you call your GPS if it has the voice of Terry Crews? Crews Control."

"My dog: wasn't me Me: I know My dog: honest It wasn't me Me: it's ok really My dog: [chip packet still on her head] I think the kid ate them"

"I get out of awkward conversations by pulling a balloon out, making a dog and just say I need to take it for a walk."

"People that keep their chin up probably don't find as much change as I do."

"Fun Fact: The human brain isn't able to register typos or grammar errors until after hitting teh Send button."

"Why were Helen Keller's hands purple... ... because she heard it through the grape vine."

"Yo momma's house so dirty When she smokes a cigarette, she turns it around to put it in the ashtray."