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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first one says ""Man it sure is hot in here"" The second one replies ""JESUS RIVERDANCING CHRIST A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? Hand eyeeeeeeeeee"

"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."

"Free Tip: If a prostitute has nice teeth and carries a purse, she's a cop."

"[Interrogation room] Good cop: ""Confess and we will go easy on you"" Sweet tooth cop: ""You bes- *hears music* -ICE CREAM MAN!"" *runs outside*"

"What did General Custer's advisors tell him before the Battle of Little Bighorn? Don't do it, it's Siouxicide"

"What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !"

"I've got a good joke for you guys... But you've probably all Reddit before."

"There's a reason the iPhone autocorrects ""Yolo"" to ""tool."""

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten-tickles! Courtesy of Ben Morehead of the Goulet Pen team."