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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop."
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"Confucius say..... Confucius say man drunk in cemetery make grave mistakes"
"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? Yep, he died in his tea pee."
"My priest's been buying tonnes of kittens lately... I think he's a Cat-a-holic."
"Did Steve Jobs' house have windows? ..."
"My article on chickens was very well received. It might win the pullet-ser prize."
"What's the difference between Pussy and Parsley? Nobody eats Parsley. (said at Christmas dinner by my 100 year old great Aunt)"
"What did the Nazi doctor tell his fully dilated patient.? Just one more putsch."