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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop."
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"People who actually put that movie theater ""butter"" on their popcorn should be ineligible for healthcare."
"The Night Life North Korea has just announced their own time zone ...Meaning the world now has the first official Party time."
"Dear ugly people, You're welcome. Sincerely, Alcohol"
"Never date a tennis player. Love means nothing to them."
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"In a room full of idiots screaming their opinions at the top of their lungs, be the guy in the corner doing finger guns with his reflection."
"How do you get negative inflation ? Deflation."
"A concept so foreign, Angelina Jolie tries to adopt it."
"Hiding from people at parties is my cardio."