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"Did Steve Jobs' house have windows? ..."
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"I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question."
"Whats the difference between a suicide bomber and a hooker..?? Nothing.. They like to blow.."
"What did Hugh Hefner say when he got to heaven? meh"
"Why do girls like guys who wear shirts with eight buttons? They fascinate."
"What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? Quattro Sinko"
"Why was the headmaster worried? Because there were too many rulers in school!"
"How are procrastination and masturbation alike? At first it's all fun, but in the end you realize you're just screwing yourself."
"I love Summer. Two weeks of doing absolutely f*ck all. And, once my boss gets back, I get to go on holiday as well."
"I just saw a man get hit by a car...he got hit & fell down & then got up & chased the car down the block!!!! His legs must be strong as shit"