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Joke of the Day
"My priest's been buying tonnes of kittens lately... I think he's a Cat-a-holic."
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"I also like my coffee like i like my slaves. Hand-picked from a third world country. ...I'll show myself out."
"7:55 pm: Pours Diet Coke over fries to prevent self from eating them. 8:03 pm: Eats soggy Diet Coke fries."
"I'm tired of people complaining about trumps policies... so I decided to detail them out here"
"What water does Snake drink? Big Voss."
"How does a blond like her eggs in the morning? ""fertilized"""
"What do you do when you see a spaceman? You park, man!"
"Yo girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't really understand how you work, but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out."
"Where does a dog get a new tail? At the Retail Store"
"My life long dream is to open a dominatrix theme Thai restaurant called Thai Me Up."