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Joke of the Day
"a friend told me how electricity was measured and i was like watt"
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"are you a cat because i'm feline a connection between us"
"What do you call a women with one leg? Aileen Unless she's Asian, then you call her Irene."
"Doctor Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts and here... it hurts and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!"
"I ran out of toilet paper at Hartsfield/ATL. Then I remembered my mom had told me I could use pages from a book in a pinch. I gotta say...it's really hard to wipe with an e-book."
"Did you hear about the Amish woman who got arrested? She was doing 2 Mennonite a night"
"My favorite sushi bar is the one where you can yell ""ARF, ARF"" like a seal and the chef throws raw fish in your mouth"
"Irish joke An Irish man walks out of a bar."
"My relationship is complex because I am real but my S.O. is imaginary"
"I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior It has too many triggers though."