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Joke of the Day
"Have homeless dudes tried just running a comb through their hair?"
Next Joke
"dude *scoffs like 7 times in a row* of course i'm not a virgin... i have lots of *starts readin hand, ink is hella smudged* secular intercom"
"When life gives me lemons, I make lemon meringue pie..because lemonade is for amateurs...& because I'm gay..& we always take it up a notch."
"I like how when you pull down on a paper towel dispenser you either get half a paper towel or half the roll."
"I had to put my dog down last night He's just too darn heavy to carry around anymore."
"Smoking is a scientific wonder! It kills people, but cures salmon."
"Why didn't Frodo hide the ring up his ass? Because Sam would disappear."
"Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook? Because they all own telephones"
"Why did the blonde tip-toe near the medicine cabinet? Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills."
"What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ? A masochist"