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"Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach? Because the princess was always on another Castle."
"Paid $80 for a screw I picked up on my lunch hour. The only thing that blew was my tire."
"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot he beats her with a shovel."
"A man gets the words ""I love you"" tattooed to his penis... He then goes home to his wife and his wife tells him: ""honey, stop trying to put words in my mouth."""
"My girlfriend and I were practicing safe sex... i told her sex with a condom on doesn't usually feel as good. she pulled it off"
"Now that I've removed my windshield wipers I shouldn't be getting anymore parking tickets."
"Somebody told me I need to give my new Smart Car a name. So I called it 'Octomom' because even though I can technically fit 8 people in there, it doesn't mean it's a good idea."
"I met a girl with 12 nipples It sounds funny Dozen tit"
"Circumcision and Manners Why did they used to circumcise the penis? Because in the good old days, you took off your hat when you were in the presence of a lady."