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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler invade Poland? To get to the other side."
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"[watching ""Cinderella""] 5-year-old: Why does she keep cleaning the floors? Me: Her stepsisters make her. 5: She should just buy a Roomba."
"(30 year old white guy voice) what we need is change in the political system which is why im voting for my neighbors dog that bites children"
"I can't believe my computer has the audacity to edit audio"
"Donald trump will be the best prime minister ever Jokes on you mods ! I already made a trump joke Damnit it's automatic. Seems like ""trump will do an excellent prime minister"" wasn't funn-ier"
"Nice that after 17 years of marriage I can still have a sex dream about my wife. Last night the role of my wife was played by Jessica Alba."
"What's the difference between a black man and Batman? Batman can go inside a store without Robin"
"I like my women like I like my vegetables... 5 a day."
"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"
"In biology they ask us what we find in cells Apparently black people wasn't the right answer. I'll see myself out."